You’ve been subpoenaed and must appear for Kangaroo Court on Saturday, August 16th. Plan to stay at Court till morning so be sure to bring a tent, sleeping bag, and a floatie.

Location is: 2316 N Three B’s and K’s Rd., Sunbury, OH 43074

Arrive at noon. The Honorable Judge will be taking attendance, tardiness isn’t a charge you’ll want.